When men wank...
...they mostly do it on bed
And when women wank, they love doing it while taking a bath
Why? Because they...
...want to make use of the splashing of the shower
For me, it's different
I make use of a light bulb
Watch on
It's not because of magic that the bulb lights up
...but because when I reach the climax...
...a sort of electricity is being generated within my body
As for fluorescent tube...
No way
There are two reasons
First
There are two contact points
...and so both sides must be contacted before it lights up
Unless you can find another climax dynamite, just like me
Second, don't you find it...
...a bit too long?
I remember discovering that I own this supernatural power...
...when I was in P.4
The one who revealed this to me...
...was the fat boy of P.4A
Jan Fong, you cheated at the exam just then
Why didn't you report it?
Because I like you
What do you want then?
I want to kiss you
Stop it or I'll shout out!
Haven't you watched TV?
Everyone closes their eyes when they kiss
Close your eyes first
Soon I joined Good Method School...
...for my college education
When I entered for HKCEE...
...none of the boys in my class got 5 passes
Yet, they all had wavy hair
Especially Peter, the one who made love with me often
You can see...
He was even burned...
of course, only at the prepuce
Soon after leaving school, I heard that...
...he became a gay
I dare not say it's because I had burned his prepuce...
...that he became gay
But ever since...
I dare not make love with boys again
I mean for their good sake indeed
Just like taking LSD
It's OK even if I do without it
But if I take it, I might lose my life
So I keep playing with light bulbs...
...and it makes me high
Shit, time for work
I can't say on, bye
Wait...
Who?
Who caressed me?
Which of you caressed me?
Peter, did you caress her?
Your tie is pretty nice today
A bit wet?
Don't touch my tongue
It's a lift here
and no smoking is allowed
I'm not smoking
It's burning up itself only
Excuse me...
- Morning - Mary
I got molested in the lift again
Damn it! Why no one ever molests me?
Your new boss has arrived
I hear that he's very handsome
How handsome?
It's none of my business
Time's up
Bitch
Time to work
Jan?
I'm Leo, your new boss, listen to this
Mr. Chan of Creation Company is coming at 11 am
and lunching with Wilson Wong of T.H.com at 2
Meeting with Roger of I.D. Inwork Co at 3 pm
At 5, meeting with Brian Lee
at New World Hotel
Picking up Mr. Yamamoto at 7 at the airport
We'll set out in 5 minutes
Who is Leo, the new guy here?
He has meeting all day out
And she must be present at every meeting too?
Luckily we're not counted in
Oh, didn't you know?
Being an executive...
...it's his privilege to reprimand the juniors and having meeting
And when reprimanding the juniors at meeting, you feel...
...even more funky than the cum
But this Leo does not always do the cum
This is the best description for a male boss reprimanding his juniors
What about a woman boss?
A woman boss gets madder at reprimanding
It's like being attacked from all sides
Have you ever seen a woman boss reprimanding you in a gentle way?
It seems that this Leo...
...must be lacking sex
Anyone who goes without sex...
...always get absorbed at work
They take their work as making love
Did that guy make love with you 4 times?
You think he's my boyfriend? Four times?
Is this true?
Don't take a stroke as one time
I see that you're very down
so I might as well tell you
The feeling of being screwed 4 times consecutively...
...is really astounding
It's so high that you can't describe it
Now that I mention it, I really want very much to...
...make love at once
Say, you long for climax
Don't you have it?
If you have no climax after being screwed 4 times
...and get exhausted...
...then you'd better become a coolie
At least you make some money
You can really make money?
Bitch, you take me as a whore?
Jan, why don't you say something?
You want her to tell us the electricity stuff again?
I just don't understand
Men get it big after making love with you...
...or making love with you after getting big?
In fact, when they make love with me...
...those small parts will become big...
...and the big parts will become small
You two understand?
What don't you understand?
Every man is the same
When making love, their small part will become big...
...and it becomes small again after they finished
If you're careless as to let it enlarge and shrink into your body...
...then your belly will become big
Say
How many times can this bastard Leo make at a time?
Why do you call him bastard?
You fall for him?
It's too bad to get on with the executive
Right, if you get a promotion as you perform well
...others still say you get it as you sleep with your boss
If your perform badly at work, it's even worse
others'll think you're backed by your boss as you've sexual relation with him
The only benefit to pick up an executive...
...is that you can quit after getting what you want
Look at what you say
If you make love every night, you'll be exhausted
But if we make it for the sake of love
...it's not the same then
What not the same? Didn't you hear Mary say?
If you make love 3 to 4 times a night
...you will become more exhausted than working as coolie
Three to four times a night?
I want to have a try of that too
When I ususally wank...
...I can only get a climax after working hard
I've never had two climax at the same time
It must be crazy if I can get 3 to 4 times a night
Right, really happy
Give the prescription to the boy and ask him to prepare it
My four secretaries, time for the meeting
Who will work O.T. this evening?
She
Jan?
She feels unwell
Get the prescription at once
No need to bother
She's working for you right now
And after you finish, you might help her once tonight
It's very easy for that
O.T.? No problem
- Work on! - Really?
Why in such a hurry? I must leave now...
You eat snack when taking herbal tea?
You'll get heaty
You don't listen to Director when he talks to you?
The Director pretends to be herbal doctor
I just don't care!
You might as well answer back
...as you don't know if he's a mean guy or not
Anyway...
Jan, there're many kinds of snack
This one won't put weight on you, good for you
Biscuit stick?
Eat this
Tomato flavour, very tasty
Eating jelly candy...
...is better than eating snack with high calories
Jelly candy?
I'd rather take Conjac
It is good for my health
Not good
If you overtake it, you'll lack calcium
...and cause a low level of blood sugar
Come on
Take chewing gum, recommended by dentists
Chewing gum?
You'll get tired by the chewing
Let me introduce good stuff to you
Mint drop
It freshens the breath
But this one is too hot
Hot?
No way, this one is even hotter
Eating snack doesn't mean a torture
Licorice, it cools the throat
Licorice?
I have some too, my friend bought it from Taiwan
Our taste is getting closer and closer
You think so?
This is Bridge Band Chili Bean Curd...
...and you can't have it here
This is really odd
Eat banana, healthy enough
Referring to the survey of snack...
Get it ready soon
Yes, Sir!
Don't eat so much food that makes you heaty
Yes, Sir!
Disgusting
Pick up girls with snack
You think he can woo me?
No
But I think you're wooing each other
Have you seen the movie Needing You?
Have you seen Orphan And Widow then?
Is there such a movie?
Father is dead, mother and I are left behind
Isn't this Orphan And Widow?
You get humorous indeed
I found you very cool when I saw you
Work on, otherwise when you get fired...
...the orphan and widow will get starving
I'm all alone
Even if I want to make love with you
...you must get in order
Stop wishful thinking
We won't rush to make love with you
Don't touch me before we reach an agreement
Give me a promotion to be Personnel Manager
and then I'll bring you a climax
Double my salary...
...and I'll become your slave
Well, I ask for more
I want to get your position
and you become my secretary
Then you must make love with everyone in the Board of Directors
Good, I'll go there with you now
Jan, what about you? What do you want?
Give me a preserved plum, will you?
You'll make love with me if I offer you a preserved plum?
Right
No problem, but I...
I fear I really can't
How come?
How come you know you can't before trying out?
Just give it a try
I like you very much
Therefore I don't want to let you down
No way, just give it a try
You'll know after trying
You look smart without the glasses
There's response!
There's response now, come at once
- I want it - Come on
It's become soft again
Soft again?
You rubbish! Get lost!
What's on? It's numbing
Your fingers are plugged into the main
But it's so far away
Yeah, you have a nightmare?
No...
It must be wet dream then
Right, just then in the dream...
...I made love with a girl...
...but with my fingers...
I know, you must be...
...plugging in the main like this
It's too bad
You mustn't tell anyone
- OK, I swear - No need for a swear
Right, in real life, have you...
...ever dreamed of that?
I once had
What did you say?
No, I usually wank in dream
Is the girl in the dream pretty?
Very pretty
I wouldn't caress her and would kick her away...
...if she wasn't pretty
You'd kick her away if she wasn't pretty?
Am I pretty then?
You're pretty, but...
I'll still kick you away if you caress me
Why?
We both work in the same office
Trouble will come if we get into love affairs
It won't do us good for that, right?
OK, it's all for today
Shall I give you a lift?
What kind of car you have?
What kind of car must I drive to give you a lift?
No, I was just asking
I take a taxi
Where do you live?
Wanchai, and you?
Mongkok
Then I get off before you
It means I'm giving you a lift instead
It doesn't make sense to drop you in Mongkok then come back here
Right?
I'll leave myself
Can't you just give me a lift?
No
You needn't be this mean
You kick away a girl that is not pretty
You did say you'd see me home
but now I'm giving you a lift home instead
I'm educated
otherwise I'd have plugged into you already!
Plugged into me?
Oh, my God!
Jan, my hand hurts
Please keep an eye on the fax for me
I want to see a doctor, please
OK, go now
- Thanks - Be careful
What's wrong with you?
Doctor, my hand hurts
Take a deep breath and let me examine
Sorry
Are your eyes OK?
OK...
Take off your clothes
Take off clothes?
How can I hear your heart beat with clothes on?
There's still no apparatus...
...than can hear heart beat through the air
No, doctor, I come as my hand hurts
You're teaching me how to practise?
No, doctor
You are right
Which part of the hand hurts?
Whenever I lift my hand...
...my whole back hurts
Let me see
How about this hand?
Fine
Is it something to do with the shoulder?
You're still very young
What about the bone?
It's 36 that causes this!
36 that causes this?
Many women who have busts of 36 inches...
...suffer from this
But not me, I don't have 36 inch busts
Don't be that humble
You look like you have busts of 36 inches
If you don't have busts of 36 inches, then maybe...
...you have a tumour
Doctor, please examine for me
Check if I have a tumour there, quick
You needn't take off clothes...
...to check if you have a tumour
Just an X-ray plate will do
But since you have taken clothes off
I might go through the trouble...
...and examine you manually
Doctor...
What is it?
My heart...
...beats madly
Me too
Doctor, what's wrong with you?
Bleeding at the nose!
You often bleed at the nose?
Of course not!
If so, as I have so many female patients...
...I might die of overbleeding
It is...
...my feeling to you
You've a doctor boyfriend?
No
You'll have one soon
What are you doing?
Have you ever thought of marrying a doctor?
Yes, yes
You needn't think over, let's get married
Good...
Why do you want to marry a doctor?
I can see a doctor any time
...and free of charge
From now on, you needn't pay anything...
...when you come here for consultation
What about our wedding?
We've already done what a couple should do
That's not necessary now
About your disease
Come again tomorrow
What about tonight?
Hey, have you received any fax?
No
What did the doctor say?
Very good, excellent
How excellent? Is the doctor OK?
He's excellent
I went to have my hand and back checked
but he checked and found that I have no bust cancer
Hey, are you alright?
My disease is troublesome
Go find him, here's his name card
He may become my husband later
- Really nice - Your husband?
Maybe
Very close to here
According to what you say...
...all doctors who examined you
...were electrocuted by you?
Not at all
All the ones I consulted are woman doctors
Doctor, is it curable?
Yes, it is
If anyone comes at early stage...
...even cancer can be cured
You come to have this strange disease cured after all these years?
I...
You want to find a boyfriend?
You want to become a normal woman, right?
You've someone in mind?
This disease is very troublesome
How troublesome, doctor?
About human generating electricity...
If we don't make a close supervision...
...we cannot know whether it's of physical...
...or mental
Or maybe it's because of mental factors...
...that cause physical change
Close supervision?
Come with your partner
and I'll adjust the equipment
You caress and make love
But my partner will die, doctor
Find someone who does not dare dying
I don't want to harm others
Doctor, you have any friends that do not dare dying?
There're lots of men who do not dare dying
and I'm one of them
You?
No way
It's too bad...
...to die for my sake
Doctors are all merciful
Being a doctor, I am ready for dying
But...
I'm not handsome enough?
I don't mean this
I come for consultation, and not for marrying you
Don't panic
I don't tell anyone
Doctors must keep secret for his patients
...unless he's ordered to do so by the court
Otherwise, doctors will never reveal to a third party...
...anything about his patients
I don't mean this either
What problem is it then?
How much do you charge me?
Doctor, I'm ready
Why it takes you so long? Are you ready?
Yes, don't push me
Coming...
Hurry...
I'm ready, we may start
Doctor, you say you have the equipment at home
You needn't set them up?
I am the most advanced equipment
Doctor, as you cover your head up
...you will be suffocated, if not electrocuted
Don't worry
You must still take it off when you make love
So small?
You mean this pair of scissors?
You have false teeth?
Luckily you remind me
You want to make love with the tongue?
No
It's for kissing
Will your dick be like the tongue...
I mean the condom falling off
Don't worry
I'll put on 3 to 4 of them
How do you feel now?
Being rubbed by condoms
Is it?
How do you feel now?
Being rubbed by condoms
Are you OK?
The electricity current is strong
Still go on?
Of course!
You don't fear?
I'm ready to die!
You feel you're not big enough?
Put more condoms and it'll look bigger
I don't want my dick...
...to be roasted
How is it?
I guess several of the condoms have fallen off
Don't be afraid, there're still some on
Some are still on
Be careful
I can't chicken out, let's go on!
Mark Six... 1
2.
3.
4...
Don't stop, move...
Go on...
Don't stop... two more numbers to go...
Faster... Mark Six...
Mark Six... bet later...
I must bet too, faster...
Two more numbers, faster...
Faster...
Two more...
Faster...
Luckily I survive
1,2,3,4,16,17
Hey, you've won?
Yes
Four numbers
Shit!
No foul language
If I find a stud
I'll surely win first prize!
What did you say?
What has first prize got to do with a stud?
No, I must find a stud...
...to make love with me!
You're really lewd
As you're determined to find a man
...you'll surely find one
Right, with Jan's quality
she needn't find anywhere
Having a meeting?
Yeah
Jan, are you free tonight?
Yes!
I'm asking Jan
We're answer on her behalf
Jan, what do you think?
I'm going for a meeting now, will be back at 8
We'll work O.T. tonight
Shit!
You said it on Jan's behalf?
No...
O.T. is no problem, I get extra money
- Thanks, Boss - See you tonight
What is it?
Wait for us
This is Echo pill
Take it and you'll shout with echo
This is SuperPower
Take it and you'll be super
And this is Mighty
What Mighty?
It'll make me sing?
No
But you'll feel great taking it
Don't ask so much, take your hand out
Why make me take these pills?
When you work O.T. tonight...
...you must put them into Leo's coffee
Put them into his coffee and make him drink it
You'll become hot very soon
He'll make love madly with you
Keep good timing
Remember, it'll work in 30 minutes
Are you nuts or something?
Why keep staring at these pills?
Not several of them
but hundreds of them
Tomorrow I will surely win first prize of Mark Six
Shit!
I'll make a fortune!
Have coffee
Thanks
Remember to drink it, I specially prepared it for you
Specially prepared for me?
You've drugged it?
You'll know after drinking it
I say, many people...
...want to poison their bosses
Am I such an unlucky boss?
Yeah... drink it
Is the statistics... ready?
Yes!
- Get it for me - Get what?
The statistics
Statistics? Not yet
But just then you said 'yes'
I'll work on it now
How long will it take?
Half of an hour, it'll be ready then
Good, hurry up
Why so hurried?
I am more hurried than you
Echo, SuperPower and Mighty
I must fix you this time
Miss, it's an hour now
Is it ready?
Today is 15 January, 2001
In this empty office
There's only you and me
What do you want to do?
I want to see the statistics you're working on
OK
Suppose you're on a deserted island...
and only with me
What will you want to do?
I still want to see the statistics you're preparing
Why do you want the statistics...
...on a deserted island?
Yeah, why are you holding the statistics...
...on a deserted island?
Get it to me
Shit!
Nuts
What is it?
I want a favour from you
What do you want?
You must help me if I tell you
I'll surely help if I can
I know I'll see some numbers...
...when I reach climax
So strange?
The longer climax I have...
...the more numbers I can see
OK, I'll have you transferred tomorrow
Yes! I just want you to screw me
Screw me at once
Not now, I'll have you transferred tomorrow
I'll transfer you to the PR
Maybe you have much pressure working on the statistics
You can relax a while at the PR
You really don't understand or are you pretending?
I don't want a transfer of position
I don't mean that
I mean fuck!
F... U... C... K... Fuck!
It seems you have much pressure
I want to win Mark Six
I want too...
I want to make love with a man
Find one after work
No, I want a man now
I want you, I want climax now
I want to see numbers...
- I want to win Mark Six! - No...
First, I'm busy at work now
Second, there's no bed here
Third, I don't know if I can bring you climax
Fourth, if we really win Mark Six...
...how shall we divide the money?
I don't care!
Calm down, you...
You've taken some drug?
It's you who took some drug!
I did drug your coffee
I've put Echo, SuperPower and Mighty in
Did you? I...
I really have no response
Did you make mistaken and drink it yourself?
OK, just take as if I had drunk it
Will you make love with me or not?
But we're been working all night
I don't mean working
I mean making love!
I can't make love without feeling for a woman
No reason
All men will have response
And you have taken the pills, unless...
Unless you have no feeling to me
No... I did have a bit feeling
but you have scared it away
There're two draws of Mark Six a week
you needn't press for winning the one tomorrow
There's no bonus divident tomorrow anyway
You think I don't want to?
But I am impotent
Doctor, a girl called Jan has come to see you
Tell her I'm ill and am not here
Whenever she calls up, say I'm not in
No, she's coming in already
You've dropped something?
What do you want again?
I want you to give me treatment
I can't
Since I gave you treatment...
I've lost interest in sex totally
Lost interest?
OK, I have an idea
You can't resist this uniform
All nurses in my clinic are dressed like this
If I can't resist...
...I just can't practise here
OK
Make me your target...
...on bed
I seldom fly by plane
I wank most of the time
No problem!
It works this time?
Who are you disguising this time?
I'm not disguising anyone
I only show you a bit
I must see if you can resist
It's not too good
Please spare me
You were perfect last time
You can buy new furniture if it's broken
Money is not important
I mustn't waste even if I make big money
I not only offer free sex to you...
...but ruined all expensive hi-fi and apparatus
Come to my place...
No
I made a remark afterwards, and I find it very risky
If I'm careless, I'll be electrocuted and die
Since we're acquainted
I beg youu to spare my life
What about me?
You still have friends who don't fear dying? Introduce him to me
This...
There's one, maybe he can help you
Who?
Yuen
You're looking for Yuen? She's in
Thanks
Are you Yuen?
I am
You work in this Cup?
Wrong!
This is not a Cup
Cup is the size of your bras
This is a club
You pronounce it wrongly
I'm mamasan of this club
Group ten
You must make it clear
It's group ten
and not group gang
You must make it clear
Doctor K introduces me here
I know already
Doctor K has told me
...you work as hostess just for interest
And you want a job for fun
It's not easy to find a job that makes money at the same time
When can you report duty?
Report duty?
Sleep with men
No, I...
To be precise, I want to have treatment
Anyway, this job...
...involves singing, drinking, fist games...
and making love, then get money
Isn't it happy?
Of course it is
I can make money while receiving treatment
You mean paying off debts for your mother?
No, it's my own problem
You run into heavy debts?
No, I want to win Mark Six very much
It's hard to cure for that
Let me calculate for you
Take 300 men as example, if you make love two times a day
and get $1,000 each time, without a day off
after calculating
It adds up to 72
72 plus extra money
It takes at least 3 years
No need for 3 years...
Just one night or two will do
Heroine!
You're really a heroine, brave enough
If a rich man takes on you
...then you'll make big fortune
But this is even harder than winning Mark Six
I wanted to win Mark Six when I first worked here
...but I've only won condolation prize
Speaking back about you, no problem?
Didn't doctor K tell you I'll electrocute others to death?
Of course you must electrocute the clients
otherwise they won't be happy and die
You must make them wear condoms too
Jacky also asks men to wear condoms...
...though he does without them
Condoms on the tongue too
Men put on condoms, not you
No, I mean the men who sleep with me
...must wear condoms on tongue and on hands too
They must also wrap polythene sheet on their head
Wonderful!
Great! Clients just want girls to have fun
You're really... a genius
Come to work at once...
At once?
It's tea time
I'll get a good client for you, have ginseng tea
Sing and eat some fruits...
Sleep with him and make money
Then say goodbye after dinner
Go home, and you needn't prepare dinner
I'm hurrying to bet on Mark Six
Is there client...
...who doesn't want fruit, ginseng tea or singing?
I mean a man who wants to make love directly
It seems you really work for interest
I thought Doctor K was kidding
OK, I'll get you a good client now
You can take the money
So nice to me?
OK, since you're nice to me
I'll be nice to you!
There's a client I want to keep for myself
Now I'll let you have him!
I've finished, your turn for a bath
No need
Why are you so dirty?
We mustn't judge someone from outside...
...whether he's clean or not, just from his mind
You make love with me with your mind?
Right
Will you bring me climax?
Sure I will
Climax with the mind...
...is calm
Calm?
One feels calm after making love
Take off your clothes, quick
No need
We'd better just chat on
Just chat on? What do you mean?
Don't worry
I'll still pay you
You needn't come here for a chat
You mustn't say so
I love the feeling at a motel...
...the feeling of burning money
But making love...
...also gives you feeling of burning money
Come on, quick
I must hurry to bet on Mark Six
Miss, if I could make love...
I wouldn't just chat on
You're impotent?
It's OK, I have a way!
Which do you usually take? Echo, SuperPower...
...or Mighty?
I never take philtre
Once they reach my throat...
...I have the feeling of vomiting
Don't you want to have climax?
Come on, swallow it
I say I won't take pills!
- Swallow it quick - I won't
Swallow it
I can't swallow them!
You really take on my nerves
Miss, I should be the one who said that
You won't swallow? Forget it!
She's not professional at all
...when I want so much to reason with her
What do you want now?
I've borrowed a syringe
and I've dissolved the pills
Injection?
It's not too good
Don't be afraid, it won't hurt
It's merely like ant bite
I won't let others screwed me
Not screwing, just an injection
Something will ooze once you inject me
Of course something oozes out
Otherwise the ingredients won't get into your body
No...
Why you cover the front when I inject your ass?
Coming
Coming?
Look
What do you mean?
You reach climax with an injection?
Why don't you see acupunture doctor?
You're wasting my time!
I want to win Mark Six
I want to win Mark Six!
We all want to win Mark Six!
Shit!
Nuts!
Mamasan Yuen...
Fish ball noodle again?
I was a great whore (fishball girl) Before working here
I eat it as I don't forget the past
Why come back at this hour?
I want to work at night too
What's wrong with you?
Your professionalism...
...is a good example for us
I'm very touched...
You remind me of my youth
I used to sell fish ball for mom in the morning
...and work as whore (fishball girl) In the afternoon
At night, I worked at massage parlour
...to make extra money
You were hard working
So when you see me eating fish ball noodle...
I'm indeed eating my memory
I'm eating the memory of me!
Where was I?
Want to eat fish ball noodle?
- You want to work at night too? - Yes
Let me bring you a good client
I don't want one who comes for chatting only
You needn't chat at all
It's a fresh guy on wheel chair
You don't know sign language?
Just nod and smile with him
No need to make love?
But he's crippled
He can't make it easily
No, Mamasan Yuen
I don't want to make such money
I want a man who comes to make love
Why must you work hard by having real sex?
I just don't care
Everyone wants easy money
No, Mamasan Yuen
I really want a man to make love with me
I want to make love day and night
Because I want to win Mark Six
Let me tell you the truth
So strange?
There's a stud that fits you
Shin, Yuen speaking
Don't beat the bush, your husband still forces you to make love every night?
I know you can't bear on
I have a human dynamite here
She can surely scrotch your husband
At least he'll become impotent for a year
You needn't thank me
Bye
You heard that? Remember not to kill him
Let me tell you how strong he is
He's really strong...
Are you ready?
Calm down
How can I calm down?
I'm ugly?
Every man is like you
None of you get a hardon when you see me
It's not your faults, I'm to blame only
You're to blame? Don't you screw your wife every night?
Right, I screw my wife every night
Since you can screw your wife, why not with other women?
How come I know?
Once I meet another woman, I...
...become impotent
Help...
Sorry
You needn't say sorry to me
You wronged your wife only
Know why she asks you to come for me?
I know
She wants me to make love with other women so I can let her in peace
Very correct
You must know, since you screw your wife every night
She has become scared whenever she makes love
Every night before going to bed
she feels that she's going to be executed
She wants so much to have a good sleep
...a sleep that lasts till morning
She doesn't know of her husband has ready...
to screw her...
So serious?
I've really wronged my wife
And every night she has to make love with you
she's so hurt that she cries
I thought she was sweating only
Sweating from her eyes? Stupid!
I understand now that you've told me
I want to cry after learning the truth
I've really wronged my wife
Saying is useless
You must prove to your wife that you love her
How to prove?
Sleep with me
Screw me with your weapon
I can skip one or two nights without making love with her
No, after you screw me...
...you'll have to rest for quite a while
You're so mighty?
Try me and you'll know
I'm doing this...
...as I...
...really love my wife
Wait...
Wipe the nose first
Remember to tell my wife...
I cry while making love
Sure, no problem...
You're great!
You become club girl without telling us?
Is it complicated? Is there triad gangster behind?
It's a risky job
You'll be infected with V.D. If you're careless
- Right! - V.D.?
It's even worse if you're infected with Aids
Dying for the sake of a club?
Yeah
There's food and games
and you get paid too
It's really hard to resist
Right, why don't you work there too?
Nuts! I have to drink all the time
I mean drinking beer all the time
I have to throw out everyday, so I say...
...most club girls have coarse voice
and this is the main reason
Why don't you say something?
You've said everything already
Why suddenly change a job?
I want to win Mark Six
I want too!
Everyone wants to win Mark Six
Stop saying about Mark Six all the time
Right, you have to make love with men
Tell us something about that
The guy last night was funny
His nose was running and there was saliva from his mouth...
...while we were making love
You hurt him?
No
He said he had wronged his wife
He needn't have come to you
But his wife asked him to sleep with me
No, let me explain
The husband screws her every night
As she can't take it, she asks me to help
But when I reached climax...
...his dick shrank into his body
I can't help
But I think his wife...
...can have a good night sleep for about a year
I'm convinced...
I manage to bring happiness...
...to an unhappy couple
I really find that my job...
...is meaningful
I'm convinced
They're recruiting script writer at TV station
Since you make up good stories, go and apply for it
Yeah, newspapers are taking on writers too
You think I'm making up stories?
We don't mean that
But you cannot easily...
...convince us of the stories you're telling us...
...to be true
You understand?
What... do you mean?
That means we don't believe
But it's OK
As long as you're happy
Unluckily, the guy last night...
...was not up to standard
I could only see two numbers
To get a quality stud, I must find Mary's boyfriend
That time I slept with him really made me exhausted
I remember you saying this
- Yes - Yes...
Go to hell
I want to have a try, Mary
Jan, what a coincidence!
Mr. King, how come you're here?
I'm playing badminton with my wife nearby
I must thank you for fixing my dick...
...so now my wife can have some peace
You're welcome, it's my duty
It's trivial...
Right, your dick...
It's fine...
...though I have to squat when pissing
It's not big deal
Here comes my wife
Hi, hubby!
Honey, come here...
This is my wife
She's the girl who helped us
Thanks a lot
I won't bother you, bye
Bye
Honey, you're sweating hard
So it's true?
- Want some? - No
Eating my memory?
Take it back
There's a horny guy in Room P, no, Room K
He insists on taking you
PK?
Go to hell
I'm Jan, and you?
You recognize me?
You look a bit familiar
I'm Mark, Mary's boyfriend
I recognize you!
You're free to come all alone?
Of course I come all alone
I want a fierce fight with you
You're very direct
Sure, get your handbag
It's bad if Mary learns this
What's wrong?
She won't know if you keep this secret
You can't say you're injured by water after being electrocuted
You're boasting
You wouldn't come here if you don't believe
You're right, making love with you...
...mean a duel indeed
Whoever wins...
...we'll both lose Mary as a friend
Let's take it as if we made a new life
How dare you say such a thing?
I think I really must...
...make you vanish from Mary
It's not the first time I have monkey affairs
I got V.D. but I told her the public toilet was dirty
and she believed me
But this time is not the same
Unless you tell her you plug yourself into a main...
...when you're sleepwalking
Say no more. Come on, get your handbag
You know Mark is my boyfriend, but you still slept with him?
Have you asked him...
...that he knows we are buddies
...but why he took me to a motel?
Thought he took you to a motel
...you could watch TV, have a drink...
...with him...
You could chat with him too
but why you had to make love with him
Mary, don't be naive
Isn't it good news for you?
As you see his real face now
What new face?
He has monkey affairs
You'd better dump him
Dumping a boyfriend who has monkey affairs?
Then I can never have boyfriends in future
So why are you losing temper?
You electrocuted him and his dick shrank into his body
And I am just complaining to you
Only shrinking? I wanted to kill him indeed
You say he's a super stud
...and that you got exhausted making love with him
But I find that he is only a kid on bed
as I only saw two numbers
Nuts!
I wonder who is nuts
I really don't see why you take him as a treasure
Love...
You know what love is?
You'll never understand!
- Sister, excuse me - What is it?
You know what love is?
Love?
It's responsibility if a man...
...admits he's father of the baby
It's love if he makes you pregnant...
...and admits happily...
...that he's father of the baby
From what you say, I can deduce...
...it's something happy
If we add other substances in...
...then this is not love
You demand so much?
Sorry, I have to work
Sorry
Thanks
Brother Kau!
He's boss of Hung Hing, serve him well
Hello, Brother Kau
Don't bullshit
Come, let me caress you
Brother Kau, don't scare her
Caress me if you must
Beat it!
You've scared me!
Brother Kau, how can I face the girls...
...if you don't caress me?
How can I face my juniors if I caress you?
Good! You needn't caress me
but you mustn't take advantage of her
All right, up to you
Besides being patriotic...
...triad gangsters make sense too
What a smart triad boss as you who speaks English
...patriotic and make sense...
I'll bring you complimentary drink
I'm going to toilet
I'll back very soon
Don't come if you're busy!
I'll leave now
Serve the guest well
Come here
Let me caress you
Didn't you say...
...triad gangsters talk sense?
Right, but I didn't say triad gangsters keep words
You think this is a cheap whorehouse?
It's a nightclub here
There's rules in a nightclub
Well, triad bosses have their own culture as well
If we don't caress you...
...do you mean we must be exploited by you?
Right, it's better to be exploited by club girls here
Brother Kau, since you come to fever...
...you mustn't talk as if you're negotiating
Good, besides being patriotic and talk sense...
...triad members respect others' opinion
Come on, baby!
Come exploit me, come on!
So many scars?
This one...
...was made in China Town...
...when boss was fighting...
...with tens of enemies
This one was made when being chopped...
...in Amsterdam
What about the one in the middle?
This one?
This one was made when trying to attack Wanchai Police Station
- Wanchai Police Station? - Right
The cops chopped you up?
No, I was knocked over by a car
Brother Kau, you're terrific!
Not just terrific, but the most terrific!
If you're terrific, why bully club girls?
Your mother is a woman too
Right
But my mother is not a club girl
You mean a club girl must be bullied?
You'll select when you're buying oranges
You'll try to feel oranges, right?
You can't speak back?
Come, let me give you a special treat
Caressing
What if I won't let you do that?
If you won't let me do that
...that means you're standing against Hung Hing!
Who is Hung Hing?
Hung Hing is not a guy
Hung Hing is the name of my organisation
But a name of an organisation knows how to caress?
So this is triad culture!
I don't know what culture you're talking about
but I just won't let you caress me
What then?
Won't let me go to toilet?
Club girls now...
...talk about culture
but they have no culture indeed
Do they talk about culture or not?
Eating your miserable memory again?
Is Brother Kau easy-going?
I had a fight with his entire organisation
So serious?
I'll take a look, no...
A guy who claims to be your boss insists on taking you
But everyone here is a boss
Where?
Handsome guy, here comes Jan
Jan
How come you know I'm here?
After the O.T. that night...
the Board of Directors sent me to a meeting in Japan
and I've only just come back
I know you're working here, so I come for you
Thanks
Mamasam, I want a full escort to go out with him
Come on, let's go. Hurry
It's really... love romance
Shit, Hung Hing!
Why get me a full escort?
I don't have money
It's OK, I'll pay
A bad guy came for me...
...but I don't want to see him - What bad guy?
A fat and ugly guy
How are you recently?
Still eating snack that makes you heaty?
I'm now a club girl, I don't care at all
You mustn't think so
Anyway, don't eat anything that is bad for your health
and don't take up job that's illegal
Am I an evil, greedy woman?
Being greedy is nothing wrong
But the way you make money seems...
...a bit too strange
If you had the same odd experience as I
...you'd also try your best to keep it
You mean love?
Right, why don't you ask me...
...why I must become a club girl?
I needn't ask, what's the use of asking?
I only want to know when you can come back and help me
Maybe later
I'll come back one day and eat all your snack
You know, the first time I met you...
Me too
You too?
You know what I want to ask?
I don't know
But it's not important
OK, let's talk something important
You needn't talk about important affairs
We can sense it
You have the habit of reading newspapers?
10% of men in HK...
You mean they're impotent?
Right, say, will those impotent men...
...come and fever at nightclubs?
I'm one of these men
Very surprising?
A little bit
You needn't have told me
I'll know naturally if I must
No, you won't understand
A man like me will feel better...
...if I tell others this frankly
It'd be shameful if I slept with girls...
...and that they find it out
No, let me tell you
I did see you erected...
...that day in the office
Did you? Don't try to cheer me up
It's true
If you don't believe...
...come to a motel and try it out
Electric therapy? Too bad
Why not?
I don't want our relation to become complicated
We'd better leave it to fate
You want it to be natural?
OK, we needn't go to a motel
We can go to a nature trail
Isn't it natural enough?
OK...
What if you...
...go and quit now, OK?
Let's go on a trip
...and you can give me electric therapy
- OK? - Sure
Very natural!
OK, I'll give up Mark Six for your sake
I finally understand what Mary says
What did she say?
Nothing
See me to the nightclub now
I'll resign at once
Wait for me here, OK?
Thank you, Dr. Jan
You're welcome, as you're big
Stop fooling me
Where shall we go for the trip?
You say...
I suggest Europe
- We take a plane - Wanking?
No, take a plane!
Last time at the office you said you have no car
How are you taking me back now?
You believe me? I drive a Ferrari
A Ferrari sports car!
Mamasan Yuen...
I want to resign
What's wrong?
I'm sorry
None of your business, I'm just not tough enough
You want to resign? No problem
but you must ask the new boss
New boss?
You know him too, come with me
Brother Kau?
Yes, Brother Kau
You want to resign?
OK, but give me one month's notice
I'll compensate a month's pay to you
No way
Why not?
This is nightclub culture
...and also triad culture
The rule
Help her out
Ask him to kill me
She asks you to beat her, don't beat me up
Get lost!
Work on!
I only want to eat fishball noodle...
...but why is life so hard?
Waiting for someone?
Take it easy, it's a public place
What if it's a public place?
Triad gangsters always chop up in public places
What do you want?
Want to make love with you
I'm off duty, I don't want to
I don't mean now
You decide the time and location
You needn't look on
My men have gone to billiard parlour
Look
Jan!
You have lust already
OK, see you at Pacific President Suite tomorrow!
Straight enough
I want my boyfriend to be safe
No problem
I'm a big triad boss
I won't kill anyone without a reason
Go home and get some nutritious food tonight
Sure, but...
...you mustn't behave like a dead fish tomorrow
Don't worry
I am very professional
I assure I'll give you a good time
I won't make you wear condoms
Good, very meaningful
You're so generous
and rent such a luxurious suite?
Since I've promised you
...I must do the best
What are you going to do?
I'll do strip dancing first
then I'll caress myself
I must turn you on and make love with you
Don't be big mouth
Can we start now?
No, I must first see my boyfriend
Bring him in
- Leo! - Jan!
Are you OK?
I'm fine
Jan, don't make love with him
Go away, never mind me, go!
Holy shit!
Jan has promised to do strip dancing for me
then caress herself
and we'll make love, you know?
No, don't make love with him
I've set a will to leave all my money to you
How much?
You set a will?
You needn't bet on Mark Six anymore
My heritage is worth at least 10 tickets of Mark Six
Oh! Kidding man!
Ten tickets of Mark Six is only worth...
A few hundred dollars only!
I can't leave you here
I don't want your money
I want you!
- Jan... - Close your mouth!
Take him out!
OK, do it...
Wonderful!
Why do you two come back?
Out! Get out!
Close the door! Please!
Take the light bulb away!
What is it, Boss?
- Jan... - Leo!
Boss, are you OK?
Boss...
None of my faults
I merely lit the light bulb
and your boss applauded hard
I don't understand
Maybe he think he's a triad boss
...then he's sensitive to something glistening
I was going to make love with him
I don't know why he didn't screw me
...but screwed the light bulb instead
What shall we do?
Help him away
Be careful, Boss
Are you alright?
I am clever enough
You fool
Let's go
Don't hurry, let's not waste the room
What if we... go on with the treatment?
- Here? - Yeah, come on
So the feeling is really wonderful...
...when I can see all the 6 numbers
No
I haven't seen the extra number yet
Doctor, can we leave it till next time?
OK
Boss
You want to fool around?
You're the boss now
Tell you a good news
I've bought up Chuen Kee Fish Ball
I can have free fishball noodle in future, great!
After you retire...
...l'll hand Chuen Kee to you
I can eat fishball noodle and make money
Excellent!
Where's Kau?
Kau...
I'm here, Boss